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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour custom AI templates are just drafting your own pink slip.
Portfolio builder, Excel hero, and unpaid intern for the bots.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Approving loans before you finish your coffee.
help!youAI▸ CREDITGRADE V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deciphers complex covenants in nanoseconds
You parse balance sheets to write loan memos. You argue about risk to justify credit approval decisions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry business owner why their character loan failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your AI templates are integrated into our central credit decision engine.
Month 5
The system generates the full credit memo before you open files.
Month 10
Sensors and live bank feeds replace your manual spreadsheet data entry.
Month 15
The machine mimics your boss’s bias to approve or deny loans.
Month 19 · D-Day
The bank terminates the human analyst seat for pure automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12,000 hourly
Loan Memos Written
0.00%
Risk Appetite Error
Zero
Coffee Breaks Taken
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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