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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour project charters are just spreadsheets that eventually die of boredom.
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Replacing status meetings with raw data streams.
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You track regulatory compliance and internal software migrations. You attend endless calls to sync status reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP is lying about a go-live deadline.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape your JIRA board to generate automated daily reports.
Month 6
A language model drafts your slide decks based on ticket velocity.
Month 13
Risk assessment software flags policy gaps before humans notice them.
Year 1.9
AI-managed email threads handle all status update inquiries.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The project management portal goes live with zero human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
45 minutes
Average status update
14 percent
Project drift
3,000 yearly
Useless slide decks
Your severance
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