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July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYou sell money, but the system calculates the margins better anyway.
Commercial banking associate, professional data entry enthusiast.
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Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
glub.youAI▸ FINFLOW-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofills loan agreements during lunch break
You chase commercial clients to secure lending deals and manually input contract terms into aging banking software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in a client's voice during a high-stakes negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Email scrapers start pulling financial data directly from incoming client documents.
Month 5
Validation bots replace the need for manual spreadsheet input and verification.
Month 10
Generative models draft your standard slide decks and lending proposal summaries.
Month 15
AI assistants summarize and assign tasks from meetings without you present.
Month 20 · D-Day
A single centralized algorithm handles all deal risk scoring and reporting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
240
Spreadsheet rows per hour
42 percent
Client meeting patience score
3 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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