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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour intuition is just a spreadsheet with more cholesterol.
Lender of last resort for struggling local businesses.
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Lending decisions stripped of human empathy.
no no noyouAI▸ CREDISCORE NEURAL-NET 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags bad debt before the ink dries
You analyze balance sheets and collateral risk to approve business loans. Computers do this better without the lunch breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to your face in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes financial statements directly from your clients' bank portals.
Month 5
A model recalculates your risk ratings every time a transaction hits.
Month 12
The system writes the entire credit memo in under five seconds.
Month 16
Low-risk loans are auto-approved by the bot without committee review.
Year 2 · D-Day
The loan committee is replaced by a cold, efficient server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4 seconds
Time per credit memo
12 percent
Human error rate
Nonexistent
Lunch break duration
Your severance
A stale bagel and a subscription to LinkedIn Premium.
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