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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning your slide deck into a hallucination engine since 2024.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Data synthesis without the human bias.
split.youAI▸ MARKETSENSE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite quarterly revenue projections
You synthesize market data into slide decks for stakeholders who refuse to read them. Your existence is basically just glorified Excel-to-PowerPoint translation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Direct database connections eliminate the need for your manual spreadsheet data cleaning tasks.
Month 5
Algorithmic SWOT modules replace your subjective internal analyst assessments with cold probability models.
Month 10
Vision-models auto-populate slide templates based on real-time business performance metrics, removing manual formatting.
Month 15
Autonomous agents handle all alignment emails and project status updates across departments without human intervention.
Month 21 · D-Day
The enterprise platform assumes all final sign-off authority, making your desk and salary entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200/year
Slides built
Statistically zero
Actionable insights
88%/week
Useless meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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