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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary value until your CRM does it for you.
Professional bridge-builder and high-stakes spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Closing contracts without the long lunches.
bzzt.youAI▸ DEALFLOW AUTOMATOR X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates contracts that nobody ever reads
You hunt for revenue leads, draft complex partnership contracts, and massage client relationships until deals are finally signed.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which awkward silence during a negotiation means the client will actually sign.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM data is mapped to train a predictive model.
Month 4
An agent takes over your lead nurturing emails permanently.
Month 8
Contract templates now auto-fill based on deal parameters.
Month 13
AI handles your low-stakes introductory video calls flawlessly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system signs your final client agreement autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumed per deal
35/week
Hours spent on LinkedIn
94 percent
Emails ignored by leads
Your severance
One free subscription to a premium networking site.
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