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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling technical solutions to people who hate technical jargon is over.
Bridge-builder between impossible specs and skeptical CFOs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing technical contracts with algorithmic precision.
oof.youAI▸ DEALFLOW-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal contract margins in nanoseconds
You bridge the gap between engineering specs and customer needs to close complex B2B deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a skeptical client is lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
AI scrapers map client pain points from their public data.
Week 13
Algorithms draft custom technical bids without your intervention.
Month 7
System checks against engineering constraints in real time.
Month 12
Bot adjusts pricing tiers based on contract volume history.
Month 18 · D-Day
Final handover to the autonomous sales engine is complete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Coffee consumed per deal
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