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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Excel models are just expensive glorified random number generators.
Professional spreadsheet jockey and enterprise deal rationalizer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the human wakes up.
sluurp.you▸ QUANTDEAL AI V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal discount paths in real time
You review deal structures and hop on client calls to justify pricing for enterprise software contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about pricing with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors pull your entire historical deal database into the cloud.
Month 4
The AI calculates prices in secret and checks your work daily.
Month 9
Synthesized voices start handling routine pricing questions on client calls.
Month 14
The software forces sales reps to use the AI's pricing engine.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the spreadsheet server is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12 million/sec
spreadsheet rows processed
0 percent
client call boredom level
4 milliseconds
deal approval lag
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's spreadsheet software.
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