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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour creative spark is just a prompt that lacks an API key.
Pixel pusher with a heavy reliance on undo shortcuts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite variations, zero creative ego.
help!youAI▸ ARTGEN-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renders high-res assets while you sleep
You translate client briefs into visual assets using tablets and software. Then you argue about color palettes forever.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly knows why that specific shade of blue failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Models scrape your entire portfolio to mimic your unique hand.
Month 4
Clients generate their own rough drafts without your input.
Month 8
AI handles all scaling and resolution math instantly.
Month 13
Clients talk directly to the model to change colors.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your workstation is repurposed as a server for the model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42
Iterations per client request
800
Average feedback email word count
11 hours
Time spent selecting brush opacity
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's software.
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