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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Commercial Law Solicitor jobs? · Latest report #w7krvmw4
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou bill six-minute increments, but code runs in microseconds.
Billable by the hour, replaceable by the millisecond.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals faster than you can bill
brr.you▸ LEXI-LOGIC V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
identifies loopholes in nanoseconds
You draft complex commercial contracts and perform exhaustive due diligence for high-stakes corporate transactions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the room to understand when a deal is truly dead.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
AI models generate standard contract templates with zero errors.
Month 10
Software scrapes thousands of documents to flag potential risks.
Month 20
Smart bots trade redlines with other bots automatically.
Year 2.3
System directly updates corporate registries without human intervention.
Year 3 · D-Day
The legal department is now a single server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
60
Billable hours per week
0.0001 seconds
Contract review speed
Lethal
Coffee intake
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to LegalEase Pro
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