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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day reading balance sheets that a script reads instantly.
Professional spreadsheet builder and professional email deferrer.
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Risk assessment at the speed of light.
oof.youAI▸ CREDITSCRUB 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags bad debt before the deal closes
You assess credit risk for business loans by reviewing financial statements and industry data. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a borrower is lying to your face in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software extracts numbers from PDF statements without your tired eyes.
Month 4
Algorithms populate your Excel models directly from raw accounting data.
Month 8
Models generate the credit memo text based on historical patterns.
Month 13
Software emails loan officers directly when documents are missing.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system approves its own loans, leaving you completely off-pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 percent
Average spreadsheet error rate
12 daily
Borrower emails ignored
0.5 human
Files processed per hour
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one spreadsheet template.
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