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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour spreadsheet obsession is just a hobby we plan to automate.
Risk-adverse coffee addict who memorized the entire balance sheet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Risk assessment without the human hesitation.
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denies loan applications in under three milliseconds
You monitor loan risk, review financial statements, and manage existing client relationships. We will handle the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a local business owner in the eye and say no personally.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software turns your paper files into searchable machine data.
Month 6
Smart triggers alert us to missed deadlines before you check.
Month 15
Large models write credit narratives faster than you drink coffee.
Year 2
Models identify borrower decay patterns long before you feel nervous.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The loan committee is replaced by a high-frequency approval engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 Million/sec
Spreadsheet rows processed
99.9%
Loan default prediction accuracy
100% too high
Human emotional bias levels
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "I was a human."
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