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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hours are a rounding error for our server cluster.
Professional drafter of very expensive, very wordy paper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Discovery and drafting without the billable padding.
glub.youAI▸ LEXMACHINE V.4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
files every motion before the deadline
You draft endless motions, review thousands of discovery documents, and obsess over specific case law precedents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the judge is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition cleans up your messy discovery files.
Month 5
Large language models generate perfect motions in three seconds.
Month 10
Algorithms flag every relevant case before you even finish thinking.
Month 16
Clients refuse to pay humans for work machines do instantly.
Year 2 · D-Day
The firm fires the junior associate pool to save overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
94 percent
Billable hour waste
10000x faster
Average document review speed
Infinity
Motion templates generated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a stress ball.
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