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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou bill six-minute increments for tasks machines finish in six milliseconds.
Senior Associate (Expert at hiding billable fatigue).
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Filing motions faster than your firm bills.
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You draft endless discovery responses and review thousands of pages of documents for corporate lawsuits. You track billable hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and smell the fear during a settlement negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms automatically index your entire discovery production into searchable databases.
Month 6
Language models write your basic motions based on standard firm templates.
Month 15
Software analyzes case law to suggest the most efficient winning arguments.
Year 2
Automated platforms handle standard settlement offers without any human input.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Partners realize they no longer need associates to churn paper.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.99 percent
Hourly billable accuracy
Infinite
Document review speed
Zero
Deposition patience
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one firm-branded stress ball.
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