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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell interest rates while pretending to build long-term trust.
Portfolio manager with an addiction to complex deal structures.
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Loan underwriting without the golf outings.
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automates term sheet generation in seconds
You manage loan originations and complex commercial property underwriting. Your days are spent chasing deal flow and client signatures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about their exit strategy over coffee.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Risk models replace your initial review of property rent rolls.
Month 5
Software writes your credit memos by parsing loan application data.
Month 13
AI-driven valuation tools replace site walk-throughs for risk assessments.
Month 20
Software tracks loan covenants and triggers auto-alerts on defaults.
Year 2 · D-Day
A dashboard manages your entire book of business without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
112 minutes
Average lunch spent closing
4,200 rows
Spreadsheet rows per deal
48 daily
Self-important emails sent
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm handshake.
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