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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Commercial Loss Adjuster jobs? · Latest report #433k7r75
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour field notes are just future training data for our model.
Professional skeptic of water damage claims and receipts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying grief with zero human error.
pop?you▸ ADJUSTOBOT PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies high-value claims in milliseconds
You inspect damaged commercial sites and estimate repair costs. You then negotiate settlement figures based on policy wording.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle smell of fraud when a site is suspiciously empty.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res cameras map the ruin while you walk around.
Month 3
Our software learns your entire insurance rulebook overnight.
Month 8
Drones inspect rooftops so you can stay in your car.
Month 15
The bot offers the final payout before you even arrive.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the terminal auto-finalizes the claim.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.4 seconds
Average policy reading speed
99.9 percent
Evidence collection accuracy
Instant
Empathy simulation bypass
Your severance
A PDF copy of the rulebook you already memorized.
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