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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just future training data for our better models.
Junior Excel-wielder with dreams of becoming a manager.
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ow.you▸ MARKETSENSE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates quarterly reports in three seconds
You spend days pulling market data, building pivot tables, and writing slide decks to predict industry trends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a straight face during a presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Custom scripts replace your manual scraping of competitor websites.
Week 11
AI agents take over the repair of your broken spreadsheet templates.
Month 5
Language models write your market commentary with zero human errors.
Month 9
Software pulls data directly into slides for executive decks.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and all analysis becomes purely automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
84
Slides per month
3 percent
Pivot table errors
12 hours
Meetings about data
Your severance
One free trial of a cloud data storage account.
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