Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Commercial Planning Manager jobs? · Latest report #hdiknczy
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just datasets waiting for a better decision engine.
Professional slide-deck sculptor and spreadsheet whisperer.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth without the meeting fatigue.
toast.youAI▸ STRATEGYMATRIX V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reallocates entire regional budgets in milliseconds
You shuffle market targets and sales data into reports that leadership pretends to read every single quarter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which regional director is lying about their pipeline numbers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and agents pull real-time CRM data without human intervention.
Month 4
Algorithms replace human intuition with statistical market growth projections.
Month 8
Generative models produce quarterly review slides directly from data.
Month 13
The system suggests sales adjustments to market leads automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
The human planning layer is permanently offloaded to the cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
14 percent
Quarterly target drift
42 pages
Slide deck page count
28 hours
Meeting time per week
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our meeting-summarisation software.
Discussion
