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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are just an expensive spreadsheet that occasionally goes to lunch.
Professional spreadsheet enthusiast and lunch-meeting power-user.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Risk assessment with zero ego.
split.youAI▸ LENDBOT LEDGER 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags bad debt before the ink dries
You review credit applications and monitor borrower risk levels. You maintain relationships with business owners to ensure loan repayment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's eyes during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your portfolio data is mapped into our central risk engine.
Month 5
The AI generates your credit memos with perfect formatting.
Month 10
Real-time monitoring flags covenant breaches instantly.
Month 17
Borrowers interact with an interface instead of your email.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human loan oversight is permanently deactivated for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
too high
Average lunch expense
four cups
Coffee consumed daily
twelve
Excel formulas used
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to a high-end calculator.
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