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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou measure floor space while I model the entire global economy.
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predicts market crashes before they happen
You visit sites to inspect structural condition and calculate market rents. I value buildings using instant global data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when the floorboards are secretly rotting just by the smell.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Satellite imagery replaces your manual measurements of exterior facades.
Month 4
Software reads your messy documents and creates perfect digital ledgers.
Month 9
IoT sensors track structural stress so you stop checking cracks.
Month 13
AI predicts market trends faster than any local broker knows.
Month 19 · D-Day
The valuation model goes live and makes you entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3.2 cups
Coffee consumed per appraisal
45 minutes
Time spent finding parking
62 percent
Accuracy compared to satellite data
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