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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Excel models are just expensive ways to generate paper debt.
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filters market risk in milliseconds
You spend days updating cash flow models and chasing investment memos. You spend nights scrubbing data in data rooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a client is lying to your face.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI scrapers scan and sort your massive due diligence dumps.
Month 5
Real-time feeds replace your manual Excel data entry updates.
Month 11
Generative agents create pitch books without human oversight.
Month 18
Bots handle all broker queries and document requests automatically.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the terminal is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
40 cups
Coffee consumption per deal
12,000
Meaningless slide deck pages
3 weeks
Sleep lost to closing
Your severance
One free subscription to a premium meditation app.
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