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October 12, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Excel models are just expensive ways to delay the inevitable.
Master of the leveraged LTV and the late-night closing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating capital flow without the lunch meetings.
oof.youAI▸ CAPTABLE ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets in nanoseconds
You build complex financial models to secure loans for giant building projects. You spend days chasing signatures and approvals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle tension in a borrower's eyes during a closing meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart agents scan your existing loan docs to find patterns.
Month 3
Automated underwriting engines replace your manual cash flow spreadsheets.
Month 8
Digital signature platforms remove the need for human closing coordinators.
Month 15
Vision models instantly verify property condition and asset valuations.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your role is fully superseded by real-time lending algorithms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
14 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
42
Spreadsheet tabs opened
90 percent
Time spent in lobbies
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and one stale bagel.
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