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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour empire is just an excel sheet waiting for a delete key.
Master of empty skyscrapers and very long lunch meetings
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Closing deals before you wake up.
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liquidates your entire portfolio during happy hour
You trade vast office spaces and retail plots while chasing imaginary property value gains.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a straight face while sweating.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scrapers harvest all public and private property data.
Month 5
AI models predict market moves faster than your expensive lunch conversations.
Month 13
Smart contracts handle bidding and closing without you needing a drink.
Year 1.9
Investors start trusting the math over your charming restaurant anecdotes.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your office lease is terminated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4000 yearly
Coffee costs expensed
280 annually
Lunches without value
99 percent
Handshakes resulting in nothing
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work' forever.
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