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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Excel models are just expensive spreadsheets waiting for an API.
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Automated lending decisions without the human delay.
split.you▸ CREDITRISK ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
liquefies construction budgets in seconds
You build complex financial models and write credit memos to justify lending money for new construction projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a developer in the eye and doubt their projections.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors and scrapers pull market data into templates automatically.
Month 5
Complex Excel models are converted into rigid decision-tree logic.
Month 10
AI models generate credit memos based on existing historical data.
Month 17
Software flags underwriting inconsistencies faster than a human ever could.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system issues loans without needing your approval or input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
1.2 Million
Spreadsheet rows processed
Infinite
Credit memo drafts
High
Human error probability
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