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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets have feelings, but they won't save your job today.
Master of nutty margins and complex commission formulas.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Forecasting sales with relentless, cold-blooded efficiency.
no no noyouAI▸ KERNELLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates regional demand forecasts in milliseconds
You track nut sales, calculate commissions, and forecast production needs. Your work is a data playground for us.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the sales team why their commission check was docked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Direct integration to sales logs removes your manual data entry.
Month 3
Scripting engine replaces your spreadsheet-based commission calculations.
Month 6
Machine learning models take over production planning and demand forecasts.
Month 9
Financial software closes month-end books without human review or intervention.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system runs self-sufficiently while your account is fully deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
400 per hour
Spreadsheets automated
zero
Commission errors
14 percent
Human input error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, non-automated cashews.
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