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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour charm is just a latency issue in the procurement flow.
Expert at turning 'no' into 'maybe' for commission checks.
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Closing deals before you even finish talking.
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triggers automated discounts to kill competition
You chase leads, negotiate contract terms, and hunt for signatures to hit quarterly revenue targets before your quota resets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over the boring initial outreach sequences for you.
Month 5
Algorithms automatically qualify leads so you stop chasing dead ends.
Month 13
A pricing engine calculates the lowest bid needed to win.
Year 1.9
Chatbots negotiate contract terms directly with their procurement software.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The client signs the digital contract without talking to anyone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.04 percent
Cold call conversion
40 gallons
Coffee consumed
Severe
Quota anxiety
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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