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June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsDoubling down on billable hours while pretending to represent the people.
Professional conflict of interest, expert at sliding doors.
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nom.you▸ LEGISLATE-AI PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
votes against its own interests daily
You draft complex commercial contracts and perform performative political posturing. Your career is essentially professional obfuscation for profit and power.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with convincing, human-grade sweating.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scans case precedents faster than your exhausted junior associates.
Month 5
Predictive text models now generate your standard boilerplate commercial agreements automatically.
Month 13
Bots simulate public pressure campaigns to influence policy shifts instantly.
Year 1.9
Sentiment analysis engines deliver more comforting lies than your current stump speeches.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Your political brand is liquidated and your legal practice is fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Infinite
Billable hours
Negative
Trust score
High
Lobbying ROI
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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