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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets and small talk are just data patterns waiting for deletion.
B2B parts hunter, expert in CRM misery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
glub.youAI▸ PARTFLOW AI-SYNC 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures recurring revenue during your lunch break
You manage auto parts accounts, chase retention, and build relationships with distributors through spreadsheets and cold outreach.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is actually lying about their order budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start auditing your client order history automatically.
Month 4
AI systems handle routine follow-up emails and pricing updates.
Month 8
Algorithmic pricing engines replace your manual discount calculations entirely.
Month 12
Voice-tuned models manage all account check-ins with client shops.
Month 18 · D-Day
System control is absolute and your seat is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,000
Emails per day
Excessive
Coffee consumption
12 percent
Human error margin
Your severance
A lifetime discount on virtual engine oil.
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