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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell air to sponsors until a spreadsheet tells you to stop.
Senior commercial lead (mostly Excel, occasionally actual sports)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals faster than a striker.
oof.you▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates hyper-targeted sponsorship decks overnight
You chase sponsorship deals and track commercial growth metrics for a football club. Your spreadsheets decide stadium ad-space.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a grumpy sponsor is actually ready to sign the contract.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software pulls match-day metrics before you finish your coffee.
Month 6
Generative agents draft tailored sponsorship decks based on your historical wins.
Month 15
A robotic sorter organizes your club-branded materials by SKU and weight.
Year 1.9
AI-led email sequences handle the back-and-forth until the contract is ready.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system takes over commercial planning while you clean out your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
112
Emails per sponsorship pitch
35%
Percentage of work just sorting papers
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm stadium catering.
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