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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTraining to sign off on weapons systems before code does it.
Junior analyst, future casualty of automated contract review.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated procurement for the modern battlefield.
ow.youAI▸ CONTRACTGUARD V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance violations in microseconds
Reviews complex defence procurement contracts and manages vendor data. Calculates margins and compliance risk for massive military hardware deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle undertones of frustration in a supplier's email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest every historical contract to learn your patterns.
Month 4
Software generates the first draft of routine supply agreements.
Month 8
Live dashboard replaces your manual spreadsheet margin calculations.
Month 13
Algorithmic compliance checks replace your manual clause verification.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine signs the contracts; you update your resume.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42
Contract revisions per day
6
Coffee consumption units
89%
Redundant legal clauses spotted
Your severance
One free PDF copy of a procurement template.
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