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Will AI replace Commercial Tuna Fisher jobs? · Latest report #i9xbpqiw
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October 20, 2032
In 6 yearsYou hunt fish with nets, our drones hunt them with math.
Professional ocean wanderer, bait-wrestler, and storm-dodger.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ocean was too big for you anyway.
splat.you▸ PELAGICSWEEP 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARSAI's Special Power
deploys autonomous longlines across the horizon
Tracking migratory tuna schools using sonar and satellite data, then deploying large-scale purse seine nets or longlines to capture the catch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the difference between fresh bait and ocean rot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite imagery replaces your visual spotting from the crows nest.
Month 13
AI-driven sonar clusters replace human intuition for finding school density.
Year 2.5
Gantry-mounted winches automate the deployment and hauling of massive net arrays.
Year 4
Vision-guided arms identify and eject bycatch at superhuman speeds on conveyor belts.
Year 6 · D-Day
The entire fleet goes unmanned, leaving the ocean to machines that never get seasick.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
15 percent
Average bycatch rate
200 annually
Days at sea
98 percent
Robot catch efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to canned tuna.
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