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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist solely to forward emails that machines should have sent already.
Professional email-forwarder and meeting-scheduler extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of human bottlenecking.
split.youAI▸ SYNCPULSE ENTERPRISE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates cross-functional sign-offs instantly
You chase internal teams to hit launch deadlines for store promotions. You herd humans through bureaucracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about why their project is late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Integration tools pull data directly from departmental task boards.
Month 3
Software sends polite but firm reminders to laggards automatically.
Month 6
Digital signatures replace your manual tracking of paperwork.
Month 9
AI models flag project delays before they even manifest.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs the commercialization cycle without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
482
Emails per launch
22 weekly
Hours spent chasing
14 days
Approval latency
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Automation'.
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