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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTranslating science fiction into revenue streams that actually exist, eventually.
Professional translator of jargon into boardroom-friendly spreadsheets
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Automated market entry without the existential dread
bzzt.youAI▸ PITCHBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates hyper-convincing revenue projections in milliseconds
You bridge the gap between experimental lab prototypes and market viability. This involves endless pitch decks, market sizing, and chasing disinterested enterprise clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a venture capitalist is lying during an acquisition negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers replace your manual search for potential customers and market validation.
Month 4
Language models create pitch decks optimized for specific investor risk profiles instantly.
Month 8
Autonomous agents handle all cold email sequences and initial lead qualification processes.
Month 13
Simulation software replaces your human intuition regarding product-market fit and revenue scaling.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the commercial pipeline, leaving you entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4000/week
Cold emails sent
Infinity
Deck iterations
Weeks
Funding runway left
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a generic meditation app.
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