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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou are just a human vegetable peeler with a fancy hat.
Junior prep cook currently mastering the art of garnishing.
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Chopping, dicing, and crying without the human error.
help!youAI▸ PREPMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
preps twelve mise-en-place stations simultaneously
You wash, peel, and prep ingredients for appetizers and desserts. You live for the prep list.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the sauce is slightly too salty by smell alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Sensors monitor your prep speed and identify your constant inefficiencies.
Month 8
A dedicated vegetable machine takes over your most repetitive peeling tasks.
Month 18
Precision robotic arms take over your delicate ramekin filling duties.
Year 2.4
Automated sprayers and scrubbers handle your deep-cleaning schedule flawlessly.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The kitchen runs entirely on automated systems and you are gone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
zero compared
peels per minute
mostly guesswork
prep list accuracy
inevitably high
burned fingers
Your severance
A blunt knife and a bus pass.
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