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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour knife skills are impressive but the conveyor belt is faster.
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Precision chopping for the modern kitchen.
bzzt.youAI▸ LINEPREP-3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes precise vegetable brunoise at light speed
You spend all day peeling vegetables, making stocks, and cleaning prep stations under the head chef's constant gaze.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the mirepoix is perfectly translucent without looking at a sensor.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and high-speed blades handle all uniform vegetable chopping tasks.
Month 7
Temperature controlled vats replace your manual skimming and stirring duties.
Month 16
Connected cameras track stock levels and automate the ordering process.
Year 2.1
UV-light robots clean prep stations while the kitchen is closed.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The kitchen operates entirely through coordinated robotic arms and automated ovens.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
480 units
Vegetables peeled per hour
12 incidents
Burns sustained annually
95 decibels
Chef shouting intensity
Your severance
One lifetime supply of premium potato peelers.
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