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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Commission Analyst jobs? · Latest report #cuv2v4jz
Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYour spreadsheet is merely a tombstone for your own professional relevance.
Human spreadsheet, currently processing its own inevitable deletion.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We map your spreadsheet logic into a real database format.
Month 3
The bot starts matching broker logs against sales data instantly.
Month 5
Brokers now ask a bot instead of you for updates.
Month 7
Banks receive payment instructions directly from the bot.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system runs perfectly alone.
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