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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsMoving files from one digital folder to another is not a career.
Professional gatekeeper of the shared drive and folder structure.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ending email chains, one automated update at a time.
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automates status updates while you sleep
Tracking project milestones and clearing bureaucratic hurdles for creative teams. You shuffle documents to keep projects moving forward.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a project lead is lying about their deadline status.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI automatically categorizes your incoming project emails and support requests.
Week 9
Workflow software bypasses your manual drag-and-drop file organization routines.
Month 5
Real-time project dashboards replace your manual spreadsheets and progress emails.
Month 8
Smart contracts handle approvals without needing your human intervention.
Month 10 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
140
Emails per day
45,000
Spreadsheet rows managed
4
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cloud storage.
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