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Will AI replace Commissioning Agent jobs? · Latest report #ij6897vm
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to sell vaporware to gullible executives is surprisingly easy to clone.
Professional dream seller and budget spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning spreadsheets into greenlit content.
glub.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER-AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect pitch decks in five seconds
You pitch content ideas, manage budgets, and oversee projects from concept to final delivery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an executive is lying to you during a budget meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI monitors social sentiment to dictate exactly what content sells now.
Month 4
Language models write perfect pitches that executives simply cannot refuse.
Month 9
Algorithms automatically deny any budget request that exceeds market norms.
Month 14
Smart contracts hold payments until automated quality checks approve the file.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency role is retired as production lines become fully self-governing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
12%
Average pitch success rate
28 hours
Time spent in meetings
4 liters
Coffee consumed while waiting
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of premium coffee.
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