Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Commissions Analyst jobs? · Latest report #jjk8fcav
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou spend all day calculating bonuses that will eventually replace you.
VLOOKUP enthusiast and professional spreadsheet ghostwriter.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating greed without the human error.
split.youAI▸ BONUSLOGIC PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles five thousand lines of data instantly
You reconcile sales data against plan terms to issue payouts. Excel is your home and your prison.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a sales rep about why their payout was clawed back.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Smart agents begin learning the logic behind your messy formula structures.
Week 8
New software checks your spreadsheets for errors before you even open them.
Month 3
The logic moves into the cloud where human intervention is no longer needed.
Month 5
Sales staff now argue with a chatbot instead of calling your desk.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles final payouts autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
850,000
Spreadsheet rows per month
Infinite
Sales rep complaints
4.2 percent
Coffee-induced errors
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a spreadsheet training course.
Discussion
