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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour expensive lunches and market chatter are just expensive data points.
Institutional sales pro (mostly Bloomberg terminal, emotionally exhausted).
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bzzt.youAI▸ TRADEFLOW AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes complex hedging strategies in milliseconds
Pitching complex commodity derivatives to institutions while managing risk desks and regulatory compliance filings daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's voice during a market crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning your chat logs to learn your pitch style.
Month 4
Machines handle the simple block trades you currently type manually.
Month 8
Smart bots generate market insights faster than you can blink.
Month 13
Digital agents replicate your tone for routine institutional inquiries.
Month 19 · D-Day
The terminal locks you out as the bot takes the seat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
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