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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou stare at red lines all day while machines decide the future.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting the market before you blink.
brr.you▸ ARBENGINE V7.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs your orders using historical data
You track global supply chains and price fluctuations to execute buy and sell orders for physical raw materials.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a physical shipment is delayed because the local port is corrupt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The AI starts mirroring your trade executions to learn patterns.
Month 4
Routine margin management is offloaded to a background script.
Month 8
A neural net identifies profitable trades before you read the headline.
Month 11
The system executes all orders without requiring your input.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked and the desk is dismantled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.001
ms execution speed
too much
daily caffeine intake
zero
alpha generated
Your severance
A stale bagel and a subscription to Bloomberg.
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