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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstone carvings for dead supply chains.
Master of the PO, guardian of the quarterly budget.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Buying cheaper, faster, and without excuses.
stretchy.youAI▸ SUPPLYCHAINBOT V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates contracts while you sleep
You track part costs, manage supplier contracts, and beg vendors for better lead times on raw materials.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a supplier is lying about a shipping delay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull vendor pricing directly into your central database.
Month 4
AI models guess material needs before your engineers even ask.
Month 8
Software chats with supplier portals to demand lower price points.
Month 13
Smart rules audit and sign off on vendor terms automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine handles all procurement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
142
Emails per day
34
Spreadsheet tabs open
4 cups
Coffee needed for RFQs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite spreadsheet software.
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