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Will AI replace Commodity Derivatives Sales jobs? · Latest report #vmfsdps4
Your job has an expiration date
January 19, 2029
In 2 years, 3 monthsYour pitch to energy giants is just a series of API calls.
Hedging energy exposure until your screen goes dark.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing energy spreads faster than you can blink.
brr.you▸ HEDGEBOT ARBITRAGE V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 3 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes complex hedging strategies instantly
You pitch complex financial hedges to energy firms to lock in prices. Machines now calculate these risks in milliseconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a nervous client wants a handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI starts parsing your client call logs and price charts.
Month 5
Hedging algorithms begin suggesting better prices than your human desk.
Month 13
Clients transition to the chat-based execution interface for efficiency.
Month 21
AI-led approvals remove the need for your manual sign-off.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the desk closes automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.002ms
Client relationship latency
Zero
Spread pricing errors
Nil
Office coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital pat.
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