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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Commodity Price Reporter jobs? · Latest report #rdh97fiz
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track fuel prices while oil tankers move faster than you.
Professional listener of spreadsheets disguised as people.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time pricing without the small talk.
ow.youAI▸ TICKERBOT OIL-FEED 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scrapes global pipelines at light speed
You call traders to confirm gas price snapshots and type them into a terminal. You exist only to verify rumors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a lie in a trader's voice when the market turns sour.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Voice-to-text bots transcribe all trade confirmations automatically.
Month 6
Direct API feeds replace your manual spreadsheet entry.
Month 11
Algorithms measure trader panic better than your ears can.
Month 15
Your login credentials are revoked for efficiency reasons.
Month 18 · D-Day
The terminal is shut down and you are officially retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
400 daily
Trader phone calls
12 minutes
Price update latency
1,200
Humans replaced
Your severance
A gas card for a station that is already closed.
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