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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate countdown timers to your own departure.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sourcing materials faster than a bureaucrat can blink.
oof.youAI▸ PROCURELOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates vendor negotiations in real time
You track supply chain risks, negotiate bulk material contracts, and wrestle with government-mandated procurement compliance forms.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which angry supplier will actually pick up the phone on Friday afternoon.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI digests all your historical procurement contracts and supplier data.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your manual email negotiations with real-time bidding bots.
Month 13
Sensors and software track regulatory compliance without your human input.
Year 1.9
The software executes all purchase orders based on predictive supply.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You are invited to clear your desk while the server logs in.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400+
Spreadsheets managed
12%
Compliance loopholes missed
60
Emails per hour
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own termination contract.
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