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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are basically a very expensive spreadsheet with a fancy title.
Professional uranium hoarder and spreadsheet architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless assets for a nuclear future.
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automates due diligence into a single click
You manage uranium market logistics and investor paperwork. You juggle legal compliance and business development strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough charm to delay the margin call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents parse and auto-complete every single investor questionnaire instantly.
Month 6
Digital ledgers replace your manual legal oversight for asset custody.
Month 13
Trading bots handle spot market execution faster than any human operator.
Month 21
Legal-tech sensors flag compliance shifts before you even open email.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The board votes to replace your salary with a low-cost subscription.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
12 daily
Investor emails ignored
99 percent
Compliance risk exposure
Your severance
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