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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour gut feeling is just a bug in a linear algorithm.
Professional spreadsheet gazer and risk-averse gambler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Market inefficiency is just a temporary condition.
oof.youAI▸ ARBENGINE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs every competitor by six milliseconds
You monitor global supply chains to buy low and sell high on volatile raw material markets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the desperation in a frantic client's voice during a crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Sensors map global commodity flow with higher accuracy than you.
Month 4
The AI runs a million simulations of your trading style.
Month 7
Robots start placing trades without your nervous approval clicks.
Month 11
Your human-speed orders become obsolete as speed takes over.
Month 14 · D-Day
The terminal is replaced by a dark, efficient server room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
8 hours
Time spent staring at bloomberg
0.04 percent
Average margin error per trade
3 liters
Coffee consumed before market open
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued market newsletter.
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