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November 5, 2026
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect harmony without the personality conflicts.
blub.you▸ EGALITRON-ALPHA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
simulates perfect group harmony via algorithm
You perform communal chores, participate in consensus decision-making, and maintain shared living spaces for the collective.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely mean it when you say you care about the group.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Tiny cameras monitor chore rotation efficiency for the collective.
Day 5
An LLM calculates the mathematically optimal group decision instantly.
Day 8
Small garden robots handle the weeding and crop picking.
Day 11
AI predicts and dissolves disputes before humans start shouting.
Week 2 · D-Day
The commune transitions to a fully optimized simulation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
Zero seconds
Consensus time
1000 percent
Chore efficiency
Null
Drama levels
Your severance
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