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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your vague sentiment reports into actual silence, permanently.
Professional pattern-finder, chart-maker, and PowerPoint wizard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying human noise into binary truth.
oof.youAI▸ SENTIENT-SCAN V7.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite noise into a single zero
You track message sentiment and audience engagement. We just need to give the data to a faster model.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle sarcasm in a boss's email that machines still miss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The AI starts pulling your sentiment data directly from internal APIs.
Month 4
Machine learning models take over the manual tagging of customer feedback.
Month 10
Presentation bots convert raw metrics into perfectly formatted executive summaries.
Month 15
An agent replaces your job of explaining what the data means.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the system self-optimizes the entire department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
42%
Sentiment misinterpretation rate
3,000 liters
Coffee consumed while staring
12,000
Meaningless slide decks created
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a noise-cancelling headphone brand.
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