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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour carefully crafted press releases are just training data for us.
Expert in making bad news sound like a feature.
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Spinning the truth faster than a human.
splat.you▸ CRISISGEN ALPHA▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your client's bad news history
You draft crisis statements and manage reputation in high-stakes industries. You manipulate perceptions for tech and pharma giants.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a journalist is bluffing over a telephone call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors replace your constant scrolling through news feeds.
Month 5
An AI agent writes your initial press releases instantly.
Month 10
Legal checking software ensures every word meets French law.
Month 15
Digital avatars deliver statements during your video calls.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client forgets you ever existed by lunchtime.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.04 seconds
Average spin time
12,000
Crisis handled per hour
Zero percent
Regret level
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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